The new religion: Theotherist

I decided last night to create a new religion after pondering the in's and out's of human life and the meaning of it all.

It took me all of 30 minutes so i'm sure you'll all be overwhelmed with the precision of this religious view. It covers everything that human needs to know giving them direction in life and the energy to do as they please in an attempt to advance their life. It's been pulled together by a vast amount of information that has been collected for many minutes from the deepest darkest points of my mind and whatever additional BS i manage to add whilst writing this guide.

Ok firstly, after many minutes of studies I came to the following dramatic conclusion. We do not exist as we have been told or shown that we do. whoah.. deep. Let me explain. I have decided that we are individually, actually a collective of beings that together combine the thoughts and movements of a machine. The machine in question is the human body, and it has 4 controllers. Without the controllers the body would simply rot. Machines in this situation are currently known to the world as the dead. A machine is a dormant object (much like a plank of wood) which can do nothing unless directed to. The only cleaver thing a body can do on its own is throw warnings to the controllers when it's in pain. The machine is primarily driven by a Driver. The Driver does not speak but it's actions are the most impacting as they are the ones that make every preceding thing happen. At this high end level there is also an Engineer. Much like the Driver, the Engineer does not have the ability to speak. The Engineer the one who does all that seamless work beneath the surface. He's the one who gets you better when you're ill, he's the one who coordinates your digestive system and for women he's the one who gets food to your (still internal) baby and or does all the cycle work for your internal systems. The Engineer and Driver both take orders from the Captain. The Captain has the power to speak but only from within, so the Captains actual words will never be heard from outside of the body. The Captain has a vat of knowledge from generations and generations of experience. If you're face to face with a hungry lion, it's your Captain who issues the orders to your Engineer to make the heart beat faster, and to your Driver to run (or stand still depending on the situation). Your Captain takes his orders from You. You have no actual look. You are not an object. You are simply the important controller of the machine. In a well balanced and fully functional machine, if you say run, your machine will run.
Simple... right?
Well there's one more element (or 2 infact). You are split into 2 parts. Selfishness and selflessness. Every order that you issue from; say this, to do this or go there, has been decided along a scale of selfishness or selflessness. Your job is to make decisions, and this is the essence of Theotherism.

A true Theotherist knows that every decision is as important as the last. Our decisions are what shape the world and our lives. Machines communicate from the outside alone. The quality of our driving determines the very statistics of our character. A hunched low energy body is the sign of a broken or lost being, An up proud and high energy body is the sign of a well to do individual. Our job is to make the right decisions to amplify our own and others lives (but first and fore-mostly our own - as believe it or not our own amplification is a sure sign of greatness and naturally effects others). For example; Alcohol and other drugs are used to knock out the Captain. Most people don't realise this but You don't actually know how to drive the Machine, you just give orders to your Captain who knows what to say to the Engineer and Driver to get them to perform efficiently. So the option of having too much (of your desired amplifier) leaves you in a position where you need to be able to drive without your Captain (most people find they cant - hence the wobbling or loonicy that usually follows). This behaviour may offend and make others look down at you which you will have to live with from that day onwards. Our decisions evolve our future. This is one of many examples but hopefully one that the people will relate to.

It's important to not think of it as all for yourself. You are one piece of a machine. An important but small piece. Its all about being a great team player within the confines of your own Machine. Make great decisions, become great.

A good place to start for a new Theotherist is to look at themselves as a whole through a mirror, and decide on what they can do to better present themselves to the world. Like a new hair cut, or brushing your teeth for the first time in years, maybe lose a little weight, cut out the drink or even stop being so negative. You'll be shocked at how much the little changes dramatically effect the overall cooperation of your team, and as a side effect, how the same changes dramatically effect the way that others view and treat you. The more others that treat you well, will be the more loved and respected You feel, and so your life will immediately be on the up turn.

So in a nutshell. External changes come from within. Be a team player. Advance.

Much love..

Date Added: 1st January 1970
Date Edited: 1st January 1970